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Shoyu Audio Suggestion Box #2

EDIT: Free Members can now comment properly. I have updated the post to allow suggestions from Free and Paid Members. I had forgotten that setting the access to "Everyone" does not allow comments by Free Members. The box's length will be extended. in tandem

The following suggestion box is open to all members, free and paid. Voting will only be conducted by paid members. I will select 2026-02-01 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

February 2026 Plans

Good morning, and happy February.

This month marks the start of what I hope will be a weekly release schedule. Due to a small delay in the release of Midnight and Mt. Lady's Elevator Emergency, I will be targeting February 4th or February 6th for my first release of the month. It will be a bit ...

Midnight & Mt. Lady's Elevator Emergency!

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The cafeteria food at U.A. Academy is no joke. Midnight and Mt. Lady end up s...

Rosalina Feeds a Hungry Luma Farts + Fart Inflation Alt

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Rosalina's stricken with nasty gas, all her poor Lumas are left to suffer t...

Mid-Month Check In ("Where's The Content?")

So, it's the 15th and there's no audios yet. Why is that?

As mentioned in a post about my Top 5 audios of 2025, I have been focused on writing and making improvements to my speed and workflow. There's really never a great time to do this sort of thing, because it takes days-to-weeks to do properly, but the top...

Changes to Posting - Addressing Patreon Terms of Service

Patreon has been more strict regarding their terms of service as of late. With an update to 18+ TOS, their tolerance for cheeks being out on display without monetary exchange has gotten much lower, and I've seen more and more reports of member and user bans, often without clear a reason. I'll be changing the way I handle new uploads moving forward, and experimenting with what I can and cannot d...

My Top 5 Audios of 2025

I decided while taking a break to focus on writing new scripts and developing my backlog that I should revisit my audios from 2025 to see if I can glean any info to improve my work moving forward. Sometimes I felt like I was slogging through a vast wasteland of mediocrity. At its worst, it was genuinely painful to hear what I considered passable for the time. But a few audios stood out as favor...

Updates & Thank You

Good afternoon, everyone.

Gabriel Dropout Progress

I didn't realize just how much the end of the year took out of me. I have slept for 9 to 11 hours a day since January 1st rolled around. I've done plenty of writing in-between, but to be honest I just do not have another audio over 10 minutes in me right now. Gabriel Dropout is shaping up to be as long as Umamusume, and I just ne...

Patreon's Voice 2026 Survey

This survey will help me shape what kind of content I'll make outside of Patreon suggestions. You can fill it out via Google Forms here. I look forward to reading your responses!

HotRamenAudios 2025 Blooper Reel

"Bleh bleh bleh bleh"

• MacStarVA

Through all the amazing performances you heard last year was a few amusing stumbles. The VAs have given me permission to share these fun moment with you all. So let's take a trip down memory lane, and hear the other side of my output from 2025!

Roadmap for 2026

Happy New Year everyone!

It was a tumultuous first year as a full-time creator, but I learned so much doing it. Now I want to focus on doing what works best. I'll be outlining major goals and changes discussed in previous posts to centralize the info and solidify it.

Umamusume: Team Spica's Got the Trots - Alts & Tweaks

First of all, 2026-01-01 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Umamusume: Team Spica's Got the Trots!

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EDIT: I've made a few tweaks and adjustments to the audio for additional polish. If you haven't listened to the audio since its release I hope you will check it out. See if ...

Bayonetta Powders Her Nose

Gabriel Dropout Updates & Creating a Backlog

Gabriel Dropout

Despite her asking for time off, LecheryAmoreVA decided to power through and complete her lines for Vigne. I am extremely proud of her and her performance and I am excited for you all to hear it. However, in anticipation of her not being able to turn the vocals in, I had finished another audio project to go up in its place, including paying an artist for a thumbnail. 2025-12-24 15:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post

All-Access Audio Poll #1 - RESULTS

Life is a nightmare but we keep rolling! Let's get into next month's big audio.

You can vote on as many options as you'd like. Every vote adds $9 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate the piece will be is based on the number of votes it gets. For example, an audio with 40 votes will have a ~$360 budget! Ho...

(UPDATE) - Christmas Audio Delay

The actress playing Vigne in my Christmas Audio, @LecheryAmoreVA, informed me last night that she'll be taking a break for her own well-being. While she'd like to get her lines done this month, it wouldn't be within the next three days.

As al...